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made plenty of girls, besides, it was a relief to know a girl like Joanne. I had known Joanne four months when she invited me over for dinner on my 30th birthday, stepped into her apartment she handed me a drink. "Donald," she said, "here's a good stiff drink for you, You'll need it."

I

"Thanks. Cheers!

Our glasses clicked and in one

breaths time there was only ice in the two glasses.

* "Happy Birthday, Don. She extended me a gift wrap= ped package. In the gift box I found a pair of pink and blue panties with matching bras. Joanne was looking at

me with a silly grin.

"What's the joke?"

"You'll see," she said as she settled down next to me on the sofa.

We had another drink. I was looking through a mag- azine and never realized Joanne had left the room until I heard a come-hither voice.

"Donald. What do you think of your little friend now?" Joanne stood framed in the doorway of her bedroom, glassy- eyed and as bare as a pane of glass

I didn't have time to think. All I could say was "Wow". "Ha! I can see you are surprised, she said and with this she began to swirl around the parlor in a simulated nymph dance.

"What's the idea, grabbing her two arms.

Joanne,"? I stopped her dance by "Are you tight?"

"

When

"Donald, you just don't know what it's all about. Looking into my eyes she began unbuttoning my shirt, my pants became unfastened I made a move of protest, but she continued. "In nudist camps we don't think anything of being nude. Don't be embarrassed!"

"I'm not embarrassed. Do you think it's the first time that I've stood nude before a girl?"

"No. But I bet no girl ever took this approach be- fore." She tilted her head confidantly for an answer. They didn't have to. I always took them. But

"No.

I didn't think that you were interested."

"That's just the trouble. American men don't think. They take for themselves, but do they satisfy?" She gave